Questions I Frequently Ask My Cat

Why do you keep showing me your belly if you don’t want me to rub it? Are you just proud of your stomach and want to show it off?

WHAT are you eating?

Do you have any idea what you would do with a squirrel if you actually caught one?

How did you get up there?

What would it take for you to not run around the house while I’m trying to sleep?

Why do you keep stealing the bath towels? And how did you manage to get them UP THERE?

No, really, what are you eating?